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TYPE IN a command under the dog and see what happens… Sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead , beg, high five,etc., and…

It’s also very cute if you type in a command that’s not recognized…!! Read More…

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The current  economic situation of the world is not what it used to be.  To reflect this, even some of the Blue Chip companies have modified their logos.

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A Pun is a phrase that deliberately exploits confusion between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect. A pun is the lowest form of humour. Why should I suffer alone?

• The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
• I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
• She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
• A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
• The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
• Now matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
• A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
• A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
• Two silk worms had a race They ended up in a tie.
• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
• A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
• Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”
• I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
• A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the Grass.”
• A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, “No change yet.”
• A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
• The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
• The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
• A backward poet writes inverse.
• In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
• When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
• Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

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Bricked Mac – Time-Lapse from RP Cuenco on Vimeo.

2588 Bricks over 14 hours in less than 3 minutes.
Built for the MacMod Challenge 2008

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Check out this clever ad on YouTube for a new Wii game, Wario Land Shake It. The action in the video shakes to YouTube website to pieces. Very cleaver website design makes it all look real. I am impressed by the effort they put into this advertisement. Is this a experiment for future internet advertisements? Read More…

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Is your office cold in the morning? Or worse, all day long? Well the USB Heated Shawl is your answer. Just plug it into your USB port on your laptop or desktop computer and place it around your shoulders. It even has a button to hold it in place around your shoulders while you work. It can also be draped over your legs to keep them warm or warm them up. Get warm!

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Seven days ago, 60 Minutes (Australia) ran a segment on Nick and the impact he is making on millions of people.

“A message of hope that has helped teenagers all over the world cope with their problems,” said Peter Overton, host of 60 Minutes. “A message you will NEVER forget!” Read More…

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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong?
He replied, ‘It was an ID ten T error.’
I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, ‘An, ID ten T error?

What’s that? In case I need to fix itagain.’ Eric grinned….
‘Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?’
‘No,’ I replied.

‘Write it down,’ he said, ‘and I think you’ll figure it out.’

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T I used to like Eric………….  

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